i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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