You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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