do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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