Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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