Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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