Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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