The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
