but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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