"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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