trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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