i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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