Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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