The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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