just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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