I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
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