so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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