Everything about him screamed your future.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
The power of my boobs compel you
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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