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I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
I did not marry a roomba.
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