You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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