8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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