we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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