if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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