ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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