I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
tell me about the fingering
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