p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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