I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
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