is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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