with your own penis?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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