Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I think your dad took our porno
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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