How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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