Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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