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(801): View more from Utah

see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks

(1-801): View more from Utah

wait.... you do what?

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(914): View more from New York

I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.

(917): View more from New York City

why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.

(1-203): View more from Connecticut

And you didn't burst into flames?

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(361): View more from Texas

I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.

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