You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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