Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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