So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Randomize
