i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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