Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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