how can u be prego again
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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