So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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