Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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