i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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