Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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