As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
what day is it and did you see me today?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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