i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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