I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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