Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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