you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Randomize
