He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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