Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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