If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Randomize
