i think my tv is drunk
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
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